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Pronking 

To hold onto someones beer while they are doing something that uses both of their hands (using the bathroom, digging for money, etc). Can also be used to hold other things, but it's main purpose is beer holding.
Hey man, pronking? I gotta piss.

Dude, pronking, I can't find my fucking money.
Pronking by Pronky McPronkerson September 3, 2011

cloff prunking 

A practice whereby one person frangilates another's plimp. He or she gratifies the other party by smucktating them avially.
Why don't you ram it up your pimhole, you fusking cloff prunking shoatbag.
cloff prunking by Messist January 20, 2011
Proning- Proactive Stoning. The act of smoking weed and being proactive. Smoking weed and gets things done.. One who prones may be a proner..
Son- Mom, I'm proning... Ill be home around 11pm..

Mom- You're doing WHAT?

Son- Proactive stoning.. Im getting high and doing shit!

Mom- Oh ok, be safe!

Mom to Friends- Im so proud of John for being a proactive stoner! Weed is such a good thing
Proning by Michaelmus shaw October 7, 2013

poonking 

Im poonking the shit out of this toilet.
poonking by nolanj April 13, 2008

Pranking and wanking 

An english phrase
When you prank call some-one who you have a crush on and you prank them for a week+ and when after you prank them you wank(masterbate) over them
Johnny was pranking and wanking over Sarah

"Hey Dave i keep getting pranked"
"Yeah its probably Eddie pranking and wanking

Prinking 

Pre-Drinking

The act in which one cosumes alchohol prior to attending an event at which alcholic beverages may or may not be served. Often popular with university or college students who can't afford to buy to many drinks at a bar or high school kids who plan to attend events such as dances.

Also shortened to 'Prinks.'
Man 1: "Are you coming to the club tonight?"

Man 2: "Yeah, but i'm prinking at John's before; i'm running low on cash."
Prinking by wmwxqf March 15, 2009