an angry hispanic male, uses the word "
fuck" a lot. dislikes non-english speaking individuals, short people, heterosexual love making, and losing at
random PS2 games. (the latter sometimes causing dance-like seizures, accompanied by tourettes like cursing)
enjoys talking about, and playing with, his and others "
balls", long naps, miller lite, long walks on the beach, shoe collecting, and cuddling.