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mangitis 

A female that is:
a)severly ugly.
b)looks likes a man.
Holy shit that chick looks like she has mangitis.
mangitis by jadiles September 10, 2005

mangitis 

A male that is said to have a man-gina
Dude you have mangitis
mangitis by blakis012 June 22, 2008

manlitism 

a Florida term used by red-neck males to describe qulaitites of being a male (man).(adj)
Chasing a boar hog into the bush proved his manlitism.
manlitism by docdave September 16, 2008
When a male perspective of having a cold or an injury is far worse than a woman’s experience with a similar cold or injury. Often includes excruciating pain when having a hangnail; Or a death sentence during a common cold.
Female: He pulled a muscle in his back, just like I did 2 days ago. I didn’t complain at all and went back to work the next day. But, he’s on strict bedrest and can’t move his extremities. He’s got a bad case of Manitis.
Manitis by Daviscour July 30, 2018
A condition where a person is usually cowardly, would rather run than stand and fight. This can be combated by drinking any alcoholic substance.
Mag: Oh I think im a mag...........

Hag: Drink some beer then! .... You may have magitis!
magitis by Pittybee April 5, 2013
What you have the day after too much SingStar and/or singing/screaming along to songs at the pub.
Sig: Jeez, you sound like a man today...
Ann: Yeah, i know, i have manitis :(
manitis by Anneh April 26, 2008