gubc
The almighty Taiwanese hand turkey sorcerer who banished Jesus from New Zealand. His four feathers are green, purple, orange, and red, while his head is golden yellow. Green represents the worlds desire for money, and how gubC solved that issue and spreader word kindness. Purple shows gubC’s desire for lust, which is how one repays him after such deeds He has provided. Orange, the tallest feather, represents gubC’s courage and determination. The final feather, the red one, shows gubC’s love and care for everyone he treats and meets. The golden yellow head of gubC is a symbol of his power in the world, and his Godlike powers. The stripes of his body and green, blue, and grey. Each of these stripes represents the earth’s stages of purity, prosperity, and position. GubC never skips arm day, but he has no need for leg day because he hovers everywhere. GubC praises Jesus daily and wears rosaries and has cross tattoos. His sixth eye floats outside his head, where he uses it to control anyone he wants. Run because gubC is coming.
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