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cole caufield

“who is the hottest player in the nhl?”
“has to be cole caufield obvi
cole caufield by imboredasf January 9, 2022

cole caufield

a stud. montreal prospect number 1
Yo, did you saw that Cole Caufield goal last night?

holden caufield 

a discreet way of querying someone as to whether or not they're "holding" (weed) - referencing the protagonist of j.d. salinger's classic novel.
seeker: you holden caufield?

dealer: yeah.. what you need?
holden caufield by iaremsejr August 2, 2010

Holden Caufield 

A literal reference to the protagonist from the classic American novel, Catcher in the Rye, by JD Salinger, it can be used at parties and social gatherings to inconspicuously ask if anyone has marijuana to sell or share.
Dude 1: "Hey man, did you invite Holden Caufield to the party?"

Dude 2: "Yeah, you trying to smoke a bowl?"

the caufield 

When one sticks a dogs nose into their anus and has the dog lick the prostate inducing orgasm
the dogs face smells so bad because tristan has been doing The Caufield with it all day and he had tacos last night

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026