celibaby

God's prize to those who achieve nine months of abstinence. Or that kicking feeling inside of you when you know you haven't gotten down in a LONG time.

Janet hasn't gotten any since that Christmas party, her celibaby is starting to show. I'm hoping to get lucky and abort it tonight.

celibaby by RainEL February 23, 2009

involuntary celibacy

When someone has absolutely no sex life. Differs from being married, being a celibate single (e.g. a monk) or being asexual/castrated in that you want sex but no one will have it with you.

It's not my religion, it's involuntary celibacy

involuntary celibacy by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks September 22, 2013

celibacy 

Having no sex whatsoever. Usually as part of a religious vow, even though not many religions practice it.

Catholic nuns typically practice celibacy and sometimes vows of silence.

celibacy by AYB July 17, 2003

national celibacy day 

November 2nd, 2004 - Same day as Kerry & Bush election, marked to celebrate No Bush & No Dick (Cheney).

voter1: "You celebrating National Celibacy Day?".

voter2: "Hell yeah, on election day, I'll vote for anyone but Bush".

national celibacy day by C&H October 30, 2004

Celibacy 

Often confused with Chastity, celibacy is an abstinence from sex that is correctly performed on a permanenet basis. The Catholic Church defines the only foolproof method of Birth Control as being "Chastity outside of marriage and Celibacy within marriage."

A:"What's the difference between Celibacy and Chastity?"
B:"Chastity means no sex while you are single. Celibacy means no sex while you are breathing"
A:"Wow, that means the True LOve Waitskids are in for a nasty shock after they get married then die . . . "

Celibacy by D F Stuckey February 18, 2004

Celibayra 

(popular in Algeria) Relationship status of the forever alone girl, particularly the one who reached the danger age zone, beyond 26 and still single or just navigating non serious relationships.

- Meriem: I'm seeing Lydia hanging out often with this guy, are they together?
- Amina: No, she's a celibayra.

Celibayra by Dzchick June 10, 2017

Celibacy 

abstaining from sexual activity and marriage for religious or spiritual reasons.
It exists within several religions.
Nuns and Monks are the best example of this practice.

Because she is a Roman Catholic nun she practices celibacy.

Celibacy by AnonymousAnnie August 14, 2009