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Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii 

Pretty much the most ridiculous name ever given to a child, or at least given to a nine-year-old child from New Zealand. A judge ordered the parents to change it so that the poor girl wouldn't have to die a lonely old spinster because nobody wants to touch a girl named Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. That's assuming she even lives that long and isn't brutally beaten to death before sixth grade. In the end the parents lost custody of her, a relatively fitting reward.
Had they been Chinese they would've been shot on sight, little girl included, so they're lucky in that respect.
"Oh my god, what a beautiful baby we have. She's so pure! What the hell do we name it?"
"How about Talula? I saw it on a train station wall."
"That's retarded! What, are you high?"
"Always."
"Oh, good. I was thinking we should name her something with grit and integrity, something like Does The Hula From Hawaii. Our baby's gonna be big, so it needs a big name with at least one state, one article, and definitely one verb."
"Babe, how about we mix the names and call it Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii?"
"That's completely fucking asinine! I love it, I love you!"
"Gimme that birth certificate! Is there a "y" in Hawaii?"

Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii 

79.3% of Gen-Alpha kids born to celebrities
"Hey, are you sure you want to name your child Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii ?"

"YES, TAKE MY MONEYYY!"

"Okay..."

The Holian Union

A faction found on the text-based roleplaying Amino called ‘Warfare Chronicles’. It is made up of Three planets and part of Federation Of Space. They have values founded on unity and human rights.
The Holian Union is to be respected and not to be meessed with
The Holian Union by Haishadesu December 10, 2017

The 'Ol South Dakotan Hullabaloo 

When you're fucking a girl while she is winning the local area chess championship
Adrian : Holy shit, he's doing The 'Ol South Dakotan Hullabaloo on that girl

Daven : No Way!

Greg : Greg.
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026