Schnobler

A person who tends to only care for themselves, yet is too incompetent to do anything. These people tend to surround themselves with others of the same disability.

Man- “That guy Ronnie is such schnobler.”
Friend- “Well his father was quite the prick back in the day. I guess it’s hereditary.”

Schnobler by b-shozzletito November 5, 2018

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schnockered

The state of being while drinking where one is one level above drunk but one level below throwing up. Characteristics of being schnockered: Realization of being drunk but still denying it, delusions of being able to beat up someone who outweighs you by 50 pounds, realization that you will puke later and ordering a second round of shots anyway, buying the bar, etc.

God, you were so schnockered last night!

I feel like getting schnockered.

I'd feel better if I could just throw up...(hence, they are schnockered).

schnockered by courteny171987 December 9, 2008

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Schnooter

A slightly watered down shot, usually made from a shot of Vodka, whiskey or rum, mixed with a single mixer like coke, sprite, or energy drink. Served in a small glass, and used to get a party started.

Dan: "Paul! The schooters! We want them now!"
Paul: "comin' right up, two tickets to schnooter-ville"

Schnooter by duchened February 20, 2013

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schnabled

/ˈsh-na-bil-d/

adjective

1. Under the influence of both drugs and alcohol while working at a datacenter answering support tickets.

verb

2. To royally screw something up.

"He was fucking schnabled last night when he replied to that customer's ticket."

"Looks like he schnabled the ticket again so we have to reinstall the whole fucking operating system."

schnabled by concernedcitizen81 April 18, 2014