(spûrj)

A random exclamation shouted to a person or group of people in order to express nothing in particular, other than one's presence. 1

Can also be used as a means of starting or continuing a dwindling conversation. 2

Derives from the common name for the Euphorbia genus of plants: the plant is an illustration of randomness and lack of neccessity, just like the word itself

E.G. 1 John (to Mike whilst approaching him from across the street): "Spurge!"

Mike: "Hey man!"

E.G. 2 Harry (to Tim on, for example, Facebook Chat at the very start of a conversation): "Spuuuuurge!!"

Tim: "Spoouurrge!!!! How's it goin man?"

Spurge by jarry999 May 9, 2011

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Spurge

A person who shops at Coles. The worse of the 2 supermarket giants.

Harry is a bit of a spurge buying Coles home brand chips.

Spurge by y8yq October 21, 2023

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Spurge

The conflating of spurt and surge, leaving you with a spurge. Somehow transcending the power of either, into something rather more.

Golly gee-whiz, that was a huge spurge of energy ain't it??

Oi you, did ya feel that spurge too?

Ohhhh spurge me the details mate!

Oh snuckers! I'm about to spurge!!!

Ah spurge it!!!!

SPURGE!!!!!

#spurge

Spurge by Chaotkrunes October 30, 2023

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San Antonio Spurge

A spurge who is from San Antonio or is a Spurs fan.

"Ted is such a fuckin San Antonio Spurge. Too bad he can't go back to San Antonio."
"Tony Parker is the best San Antonio Spurge."

San Antonio Spurge by Moore Head June 12, 2018

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