relt 

a most raging erection, an extreme arousal of the male genitalia, the hardest shaft you've ever had.

The half-naked stripper gave the young man a huge RELT.

relt by Omey April 16, 2008

Relt 

a belt made of rope

John: dude why the fuck is there a rope around your pants
Joseph: Its my relt...

Relt by bartholomew barnacle September 20, 2023

relt 

Another word for a neanderthal

Person 1: "Hey, did you learn about relts in history?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was awful."

relt by banditboogaloo April 10, 2024

reltih floda 

Crazy military type who took over the running of the nation of dnalhcstued (also called ynamreg) and murdered lots of wejs and tsinummocs.

Who the lleh ever heard of reltih floda?

reltih floda by Fearman December 28, 2007

reltney 

An erection of such magnitude that it stretches out all the skin in your body, leaving even the skin on your face so drawn and tight that all you can do is utter "help me," which, because of the taut facial skin, sounds like "reltney."

reltney by Anonymous August 13, 2003

Reltne 

A hard-on so big and intense that it pulls the skin tight on the rest of the body, making your face look like it's in a centrifuge.

I had such a huge Reltne going, I looked like Chevy Chase at the start of Spies Like Us.

Reltne by Greyborzoi April 2, 2008

Reltne 

A hard-on so rigid that it threatens to burst through the skin, or divert enough blood from the brain to induce fainting.

Damn Viagra ... haven't had a reltne like that since I was 14.

Reltne by Rionews September 11, 2003