shmoo

First Drawn by Al Capp in his comic strip Li'l Abner in 1948.
The Shmoo is a small lovable creature. It laid eggs, gave milk, and died of sheer extacy when looked at with hunger. The shmoo loved to be eaten and could taste like any food you desire. Shmoo hide, cut thin, made a fine leather. Even shmoo whiskers made excellent toothpicks.
The shmoo had the power to supply the whole world with all of its' wants and needs.
The shmoo reproduces asexually, and only requires air to stay alive.

When you need something, go find yourself a shmoo.

shmoo by V7_Chad July 16, 2007

Shmoo

A shmoo is a hairless cat usually chronically obese and often for the female shmees, they have quite severely saggy breasts. They are evil and attack baby pugs but they love sashays and peas. They lick butter and are VERY yeasty. They will attack prey that is in its most vulnerable state especially if their prey's name is Fletcher. They flock to Tahnees and often hide in washing machines or dressing gowns. They go by many names some of these include:
- Mama yeasty
- Sweaty lil' yeasty mama
- Mamma sooge
- The smoo
- Shmoopy
- Edna
- Shoopa
- Shmooples
- You stupid evil tiny satan what the hell are you doing?!

The shmoo is a light pink creature and beware if you ever deny it food. It's beautifully sinister manipulation tactics to get prey to provide them food is far greater than that of the creepy llama!

Kai: Man! Your cat is obese and SO yeasty!
Adelaide: Yeah of course, she's a shmoo.

Shmoo by DONTCALLMEPEANUT June 3, 2021

Shmoo

a word to describe someone who is lovely, saucy, and the best all in one. nothing can ever beat them.

John: 'You know Mia?'
Tom: 'Yeah, she is a right shmoo'

Shmoo by Tamakeri December 15, 2008

shmoo

1. shaved pubic region of a female (shmoo as in smooth)

2. ham-shaped, toeless creature from a comic by Al Capp (Lil' Abner comics)created in 1948. It laid eggs, gave milk and when looked at as though you would like to eat it, it dies out of sheer will to please you. The Shmoo loved to be eaten and tasted like any food desired. Anything that delighted people delighted a Shmoo. The Shmoo satisfied all the world's wants. The Shmoo believed that the only way to happiness was to bring happiness to others.

plural - Shmoon

1. "look at her shmoo"

shmoo by Monkau December 10, 2004

Shmoo

Someone who's completely utterly annoying at times you can't find the right word for them so you call them a shmoo

"Sarah is such a shmoo she wouldn't stop talking about her nails"

Shmoo by Envy Shirey March 9, 2015

Shmoo

A poop you take in a tub.

Elliott took a shmoo on his honeymoon.

Shmoo by McnittsTITS October 11, 2017

Shmoo

1 - (v) - When a person, particularly of the female persuasion, attempts to "hit on" or "tune" another person.
2 - (n) - Someone who is known for their Shmooing abilites
* Synonym for flirt, tune, hit on and words of that persuasion
*Often derogatory, but mostly used between friends in a joking or frivolous manner

1 -
Person 1: "Is she tuning that guy?!"
Person 2: "Beth's on the Shmoo!"

2 -
"OMG, you're such a Shmoo!"

Shmoo by PrettyStarFury May 18, 2009