Krampe 

A guy who's sexual prowess is so low that he usually turns his mates gay. The penis of a Krampe doesnt grow after birth. They are usually thought of as the absolute dumbest examples of human life and can usually be found raping various farm animals. Krampe's tend to smell like a mixture of sour milk and failure.

I thought that guy had his shit together but I caught him fucking a sheep. What a Krampe!!!

Krampe by jkuss80 May 29, 2009

Krampe 

Common Surname generally or Dutch or German origin.

"What's you last name?" "Krampe. Pronounced Kram-pay"

Krampe by Ancestoryt35 May 14, 2017

Kramer's Law 

A simple concept. Once an ass, always an ass. Arrogant, know-it-all, all around asshole.

After becoming a CPA, Ron became an arrogant asswipe worthy of disgust. It happens all the time with those types. That's Kramer's law playing in effect.

Kramer's Law by Lopz August 9, 2012

Krapen 

Krapen are legendary monsters of giant proportions. They are reportedly sighted after a particularly disastrous misadventure on the toilet seat and the term has come to describe a mythologically disgusting shit. The sheer size and fearsome appearance attributed to the Krapen has made it a common feature in various fictional works.

Bro 1: Holy shit who used this toilet last!?
Bro 2: Haha, yeah dropped a bomb didn't I?
Bro 1: Dude you have totally unleashed the Krapen!!

Krapen by 5holycows January 10, 2013

poopey kramp

The sudden wave of attack from a future shit that is often accompanied by intestinal pains and groaning, causing the victim to cease movement and crouch down in agony. A massive shit generally follows. Also known as a PK.

Sorry I'm late. I just had a massive pk.

If i didn't feel that poopey kramp, i would have shit my pants on the spot!

poopey kramp by gofr March 28, 2008

Kramer, Cosmo

The luckiest bastard in the world. He just about falls ass-backwards into money without doing work.

Kramer's life is a fantasy camp.

Kramer, Cosmo by ZaiMatarese August 22, 2003

Kramer 

Jerrys' weirdo neighbour from the T.v show Seinfeld. His first name is Cosmo.

I cant believe that im writing the first definition for Kramer.

Kramer by Blind_assassin September 6, 2005