fartwork 

1. Busy work that does not accomplish anything.

2. Artwork that looks like the artist has no more talent than an infant.

"Our teacher assigns fartwork to keep us quiet during class."

"Dude! Monet's paintings ROCK. But that new guy's fartwork is just annoying."

fartwork by Ace Remingtom March 17, 2008

Fartwerking 

When you squat to begin twerking but when your cheeks spread apart you let you a loud fart at the same time

Has your wife ever twerked for you?

Well, the one time she tried she farted also.

Dude she was fartwerking

Fartwerking by Shitmyparentssay July 29, 2020

fartcork 

(noun) - a large volume of flatulence that once released (accompanied by tear-causing, noxious fumes sure to make anyone gag,) heralds at best. the arrival of a ginormous baby arm of a turd or at worst, the hot liquid death of explosive, sphincter-burning diarrhea. This poop-blocking fart must be held in at the expense of painful, stabbing bowel cramps lest the horrors of this diseased colon be unleashed upon the world. Elderly European women make the sign of the cross when such a foul harbinger of doom is heard or smelled, milk will spoil, small children and those of weak constitutions will cry and the lids of indoor mausoleums and sarcophogi will crack open, spilling the corpses interred within. It's bad. Real bad. When the Great Seal of the corkfart is broken, hell will reign upon the Earth.

"Sweet Baby Jesus, what IS that smell? Hast thou released.. the fartcork? Lord in Heaven deliver us from.. gAk! CAN'T.. breathe..!"

fartcork by GoinRoje May 5, 2021