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dusen dusen

Typical Americans, go back to your street malls and drink your Zimas and Smirnoff Ices and punch each other silly und ja, und dusen dusen!

(Must be said in a deep German accent while motioning punches.)
dusen dusen by Jah Rastafari March 4, 2008
To get the hell or fuck out of a place or situation.
If you want to leave any place or situation just tell your buddy "lets Van Dusen."
Van Dusen by Argen86 October 13, 2009
1. Fecal Matter, the contents of one's colon or rectum.

2. Foolish, deceitful, or boastful language, worthless, deceptive, or insincere. Pretentious, insolent talk or behavior. i.e. bullshit. Or one who engages in such behaviors i.e. a poser.

Often used in certain fixed constructions e.g.
To pull a Van Dusen, to drop a Van Dusen.
1. I'll be there shortly, gotta go drop a van dusen first.

2. Did you hear that guy who wouldn't shut up about St. Augustine? Jeez, what a Van Dusen.
Van Dusen by Kabouter Weasley March 7, 2013
A basement boy afraid to leave the house.

Mistakes opinions for facts commonly
I’m a van dusen, Google me rn. The jab saved my family. That’s a fact.
Van dusen by Van Dusen February 17, 2022

disenlightenment 

1) The loss of ability to do Cognitive Thinking. Likely the product of common core or other dumbed down educational scholastic education. More inclined to believe a Dogma than to allow that dogma to be tested by reason.

2) Refusing to entertain the discussion of opposing views. Refusing to look at the facts of the real results of an action/reaction in favor of an emotional position.

Unlike the Age of Enlightenment or Age of Reason where in 1715 - the Age of Enlightenment gave us... "... a range of ideas centered on reason as the primary source of authority and legitimacy, and came to advance ideals such as liberty, progress, tolerance, fraternity, constitutional government, and separation of church and state." ( lifted from Wikipedia ) Now we have an "Age of Dis-Enlightenment" where the dogma of the (insert ideologue here) is more important than facts or actual scientific evidence of the effects from some idea/program/political party position.
Colin Kapernick's actions, that have caused viewership of the NFL, to take a dramatic hit via his political "protest" by taking a knee, have gone on to a new level of disenlightenment by now praising the late Fidel Castro as a good leader.
disenlightenment by SaltyFishyFun November 28, 2016