Dusenberg 

Long turd poking out of the water with a fine pencil tip. You can't tell how much of the turd is already down the drain, but a fair estimate of 50% let's you claim its a Dusenberg. Less commonly called Dry-Lander, or Brontosaurus.

That turd is so far down the drain, yet it is poking out of the water with a delightful pencil tip. Yep, it's a Dusenberg all right.

Dusenberg by AbeVigoda April 24, 2009

Dusenberg 

The kind of shit that comes out long and tube-like.....and feels really old. Yea it hurts too.

Short: Duse

Whoa! I have to take a hardcore dusenberg.

Short: Lots of beer drinking causes the need to take a beer duse.

Dusenberg by zeptoolss November 17, 2003

Dusenberg 

the type of shit where it comes out long and cylindrical....and feels really old. yeah it hurts too.

Short version: duse. or to take a duse

Gotta take a massive Dusenberg!

Short: all that drinking last night gane me some hardcore beer duse.

Dusenberg by zeptoolss November 17, 2003

abbie dusenberry 

Back-stabber, fun but not very nice, watch-out she will turn on you in an instant, blames everyone else for her actions, trust me, just look out

Abbie Dusenberry cares about no one except herself.

abbie dusenberry by I know when you are sleeping May 25, 2016

dusenberried 

Words cannot define what it means to be dusenberried. Though this simple prose seems inadequate to describe such a magnificent act, it is my hope every one of you will witness it someday yourselves, if human retinas can withstand such glory.

One isn't dusenberried so much as survives it. A mating ritual beautiful in its brutality, it's characterized by both speed and effectiveness. Panties seem to drop within minutes of said Dusenberry engaging women of varying degrees (but always on the scale) of hotness. There's the nut…then the bolt…then the sick, inevitable feeling that they've been played by the master's hand.

Have you gone from feeling you've met your soulmate to feeling used and abused in a matter of hours? Have texts somehow seamlessly changed from trying to meet your parents to soliciting pictures of your naked body…and you find yourself giving in? And have you ever been lured to a party to find everyone else JUST left, and it's just the two of you and his boner? Then you, my dear, may have been lucky enough to get a taste of the Dusenberry.

"Why is Vanessa crying over some stranger???"
-"She just got dusenberried."

dusenberried by synatwixt December 25, 2013

Duesenberg 

Poetry on wheels.

Some of the finest automobiles ever produced, featuring engines of ungodly proportions, sleek lines, and interiors that would put Martha Stewart to shame.

In the 1930s, a duplex (2-family compound house) could be purchased for less than a Duesenberg.

Duesenberg by Boo June 24, 2004

DEUSENBERRY TIME 

DEUSENBERRY TIME
Also know as
rubbing one out
spanking the monkey
petting the one eyed snake
jackin it
petting the one eyed monster
draining the lizard
beat the meat
and so on

New form of masturbation
in 4 eazy to do steps
1. look at porn
2. slap your hand on the desk (palm up)
3. thrust forward through hand
4. DONE!!!!!!!!!

Example on youtube

DEUSENBERRY TIME, masturbation, beat the meat, draining the lizard, rubbing one out, spanking the monkey

DEUSENBERRY TIME by TM-140'I' May 5, 2010