dusenberry

1) someone who is always worried about something.

2)someone who sounds like mickey mouse

3) a guy who is infatuated with other dudes

4)one who gets sucker-punched in the face for no apparent reason, and is to much of a bitch to do anything about it.

5) a berry hanging off of your dusen.

dusenberry

dusenberry by grundlebot5000 April 16, 2009

abbie dusenberry 

Back-stabber, fun but not very nice, watch-out she will turn on you in an instant, blames everyone else for her actions, trust me, just look out

Abbie Dusenberry cares about no one except herself.

abbie dusenberry by I know when you are sleeping May 25, 2016

dusenberried 

Words cannot define what it means to be dusenberried. Though this simple prose seems inadequate to describe such a magnificent act, it is my hope every one of you will witness it someday yourselves, if human retinas can withstand such glory.

One isn't dusenberried so much as survives it. A mating ritual beautiful in its brutality, it's characterized by both speed and effectiveness. Panties seem to drop within minutes of said Dusenberry engaging women of varying degrees (but always on the scale) of hotness. There's the nut…then the bolt…then the sick, inevitable feeling that they've been played by the master's hand.

Have you gone from feeling you've met your soulmate to feeling used and abused in a matter of hours? Have texts somehow seamlessly changed from trying to meet your parents to soliciting pictures of your naked body…and you find yourself giving in? And have you ever been lured to a party to find everyone else JUST left, and it's just the two of you and his boner? Then you, my dear, may have been lucky enough to get a taste of the Dusenberry.

"Why is Vanessa crying over some stranger???"
-"She just got dusenberried."

dusenberried by synatwixt December 25, 2013

Dusenberg 

Long turd poking out of the water with a fine pencil tip. You can't tell how much of the turd is already down the drain, but a fair estimate of 50% let's you claim its a Dusenberg. Less commonly called Dry-Lander, or Brontosaurus.

That turd is so far down the drain, yet it is poking out of the water with a delightful pencil tip. Yep, it's a Dusenberg all right.

Dusenberg by AbeVigoda April 24, 2009

Dysonberry

A piece of dust or dirt that won't come off when you are emptying your Dyson cannister.

Normally the cannister empties out pretty easily, but every once and a while I have to shake a few times for the Dysonberry to fall off.

Dysonberry by Bluon March 22, 2008

DEUSENBERRY TIME 

DEUSENBERRY TIME
Also know as
rubbing one out
spanking the monkey
petting the one eyed snake
jackin it
petting the one eyed monster
draining the lizard
beat the meat
and so on

New form of masturbation
in 4 eazy to do steps
1. look at porn
2. slap your hand on the desk (palm up)
3. thrust forward through hand
4. DONE!!!!!!!!!

Example on youtube

DEUSENBERRY TIME, masturbation, beat the meat, draining the lizard, rubbing one out, spanking the monkey

DEUSENBERRY TIME by TM-140'I' May 5, 2010

Dusinberre 

Simply put; it’s a berry found on a dusinberre tree that causes an allergic reaction to some.

Guy 1: “Dude did you eat that dusinberre?”
Guy 2: “Yeah, why does it matter?”
Guy 1: “Don’t you know it causes an allergic reaction. You’ll have chunky throw up on your shirt once it set in your system.”

Dusinberre by rbdm1 April 21, 2011