CHIV+ 

Derived from HIV+ A virus that has infected CollegeHumor.com. Used to describe the degression of the site in recent months; mainly for pictures, articles, and videos that aren't visible or don't work.

User1: WTF? I can't see it
User2: Yea, this pic's CHIV+

CHIV+ by Jordan0 March 8, 2008

Drunk Chivalry 

Refraining from having sex with a female while you are both suffering from the effects of overindulgence in alcohol. Most cases like that are usually described as brewer’s droop or beerdick. Perhaps the person who came up with the idea that this is down to morals, ethics or willpower should remember the old saying a standing cock has no conscience and leave the bullshit to the politicians.

“Sally and I got ratassed last night; she was gagging for it, but I didn’t do anything.”
“Drunk chivalry?”
“Nah, brewer’s droop.”

Drunk Chivalry by AKACroatalin December 14, 2015

Chives for eyes 

To be so tired that your eyes cant open. Looking at someone with the eyes narrowed . Usually occurs the day after a long night of partying.

Im so tired I have chives for eyes

Chives for eyes by Battyguy August 29, 2013

chivalry: medieval warfare 

Often abbreviated as Chiv amongst PC gamers. Chivalry: Medieval Warfare is a ridiculously badass First Person Slasher game made by Torn Banner Studios which is set in a medieval battlefield and consists of usually 16-24 players violently slashing and/or whacking the shit out of each other with swords, maces, clubs, and other archaic weaponry.

It's also one of the few games where it is entirely possible to accidentally decapitate your entire team with a wrong mouse click.

Man 1: "Fuck man I can't wait for Chivalry: Medieval Warfare to finish updating."

Man 2: "Same here, I've been itching to bash someone's head in with my heavy flail."

chivalry: medieval warfare by NarugaAndrew June 6, 2014

chivear 

Mexican expression, defines the feeling of feeling self-conscious or ashamed, usually after being flattered by someone.

Could also be translated as blushing

Example 1:
Person 1: You're so pretty
Person 2: Me chiveas bien bonito, cabrón (You make me blush, dude)

Example 2:
Person 1: ¡Hey, guapo!
Person 2: *blushes*
Person 1: Ah, the hice chivear

chivear by Milo_theAxolotl October 12, 2021

Chivanese 

(Chee-vah-knees)
The mumbling, run on, ramblings of one under the influence of, opiates (Heroin, OxyCodone, Demerol), barbituates (Seconal, Placidyl, Tuinal) and some psychotropics (Valium, Xanax, 4Bar), manner of speaking while "On the nod".
From the words
"Chiva" -street term for Heroin and the suffix
"ese" -in the manner or language of.

"The strange utterance coming from your wife is actually Chivanese" the priest told the man, "So she needs rehab, not an exorcism."

Chivanese by kimical d tox March 4, 2007

chivalry clusterfuck 

When so many people try to hold the door for each other that no one actually gets through the door.

A: Dude, how could you have been late for the exam?

B: Bro, it was a chivalry clusterfuck out there. I couldn't get in the building!

chivalry clusterfuck by Lil' Rae February 27, 2014