Paraplex
Paraplex by Ollie Onion & Zakkery February 26, 2008
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Paraplegic
Paraplegics have complete or incomplete paralysis of the lower half of the body including both legs, usually caused by damage to the spinal cord.
The amount of paralysis is almost always a correlation of how much damage was suffered in the spinal cord. Motor vehicle accidents are the prime cause and more than 10 thousand people per year suffer a spinal cord injury, most injuries result in tetraplegia which is paralyais of the entire body below the neck.
The amount of paralysis is almost always a correlation of how much damage was suffered in the spinal cord. Motor vehicle accidents are the prime cause and more than 10 thousand people per year suffer a spinal cord injury, most injuries result in tetraplegia which is paralyais of the entire body below the neck.
John was in a bad accident last night and severed his spinal cord.
How bad is it?
The trauma doctors at the hospital said his spine was severed near the lower part of his sternum. John may never walk again. He's paraplegic.
Thank god he's still alive and didn't suffer brain damage. And at least he's not a quadriplegic
How bad is it?
The trauma doctors at the hospital said his spine was severed near the lower part of his sternum. John may never walk again. He's paraplegic.
Thank god he's still alive and didn't suffer brain damage. And at least he's not a quadriplegic
Paraplegic by J.P. a paraplegic June 24, 2008
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paraplegic by psycho_squirrel26 October 31, 2006
Paraplegic potty break
When you bang a girl so hard that her legs take on a state of pseudo paraplegia, making it almost impossible for her to use the bathroom.
“ we haven’t you used the bathroom yet?”
“ I can’t move to get there after round 6, my legs have paraplegia right now”
“ achievement unlocked: paraplegic potty break “
“ come on I’ll carry you there”
“ I can’t move to get there after round 6, my legs have paraplegia right now”
“ achievement unlocked: paraplegic potty break “
“ come on I’ll carry you there”
Paraplegic potty break by Leo23560 March 29, 2022
Reverse Paraplegia
A state of intoxication. You are inebriated to the point where you lose all voluntary muscle control to the upper body such as, arms and head, but you can still walk fine.
We almost put my cousin in a straight jacket last night because he was so drunk I think he was afflicted with Reverse Paraplegia. He was walking around fine but his arms and head were flapping all over the place, so we had to cut him off.
Reverse Paraplegia by Alouicious August 29, 2010
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paraplegic by elsteveador November 7, 2004
Strategic Paraplegic
Having someone closer than you to something you want and then pretending to be conveniently immobile so that they will get it for you.
Strategic Paraplegic by Vince October 6, 2008