batarded 

A step above retarded. If someone does something incredibly stupid it is said to be "batarted". You, your face

Kat is Batarded
You are a complete batard.
Ever since he hit his head hes been acting kinda batarded

batarded by Shaa la la January 19, 2008

batarded 

Confused after having been beaten about the head and neck with a loaf of french bread, also known as a sourdough "batard".

I'm totally batarded right now, I can't even open this tin of cocktail wieners.

batarded by p-tron 5000 January 21, 2008

batarded 

A person that's really retarded.

that kid is f*uckin' batarded!

batarded by samiam May 3, 2005

bastarded 

A term used to describe a retarded bastard.

Man, Tom is so bastarded.

bastarded by niggakooch August 18, 2009

bartarded 

The act of being extremely intoxicated on Xanax to the point of acting retarded.

"Yeah, Juan was so bartarded last night, he crashed his car then started smoking some dro"

bartarded by Phungguy June 1, 2006

bartarded beinge 

A state of mind that occurs after prolong daliy use of Xanax as a means of escaping reality. These days of Xanax use included massive amounts of four bars that result in taking one after another until a black out is achieved. During this period one has no control over there actions or what may happen. The days and weeks following may be quite blurry and a full recovery may take a full mounth.

During this last bartarded beinge i blew threw $1400 in four days, managed to blow out my tire, and offcours ruined christmas, i dont even remeber what happened.

bartarded beinge by Dr. Johnson, Chase February 7, 2010

Bratarded 

When one is extremely deficient at removing the female article of clothing, the bra.

-"Oh my god, Aaron, it's been 4 minutes! I'll do it, you're so bratarded"

-"I don't think he's gotten much action. He was completely bratarded yesterday"

Bratarded by djgringo June 16, 2010