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gaffle pirately 

v. to steal something or rip someone off as if you were a pirate.
my friends dragged me to some fuckstick's house so i entertained myself by gaffling his CD collection pirately.

i wish i were reading the newspaper right now but it was gaffled pirately off of the lawn.

i thought i was buying acid but got gaffled pirately. it was fuckin fake.

im gonna gaffle pirately this shirt from the store.
gaffle pirately by Amy Christ December 20, 2007
1. pirate like
2. of or relating to pirates
3. the state of being a pirate
4. (derog. E.anglia, UK) having the appearance of a beared ginger haired fellow from suffolk
1. that beard is rather piratey
2. having a ginger beard is a piratey affectation
3. with his beard, that man from suffolk is completely piratey
4. man, you beared suffolk folk are so piratey
piratey by vålerenga October 18, 2008

Pirateye or Pirate-Eye

The result of a male's cum shot into an open eye which causes the eye to shut hard.
1. When I shot my load at her, she got pirateye.

2. She walked around with pirateye all day.

pilately 

Or "philates". A fitness program dat involves exercise from working with postage-stamps.
Couch-potatoes swear by da "pilately" exercise-program because it actually involves virtually no effort at all.
pilately by QuacksO October 4, 2020
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026