de-turd

to remove or devein shrimp or crawfish.

I am not eating that shrimp until you de-turd it.

I only eat crawfish that have been de-turded.

de-turd by Fart Jarfunkle March 3, 2011

Turd de la Turd

A person who is presented either by themselves or by others as being the best of the best, but actually is the worst of the worst. People with common sense see through their lack of talents, while the sheep of society worship the ground they work on. Meanwhile, they destroy everything that they are meant to control, while those with the brain try to figure out how they got that position to begin with.

Geno Smith is the turd de la turd. How did he ever get a starting position anywhere?

Turd de la Turd by Captain Duke November 24, 2025

deturdgent 

A cleaning product used to remove turd stains from laundry.

I have serious turd stains on my boxers, so I had to wash with a deturdgent.

deturdgent by I. P. Daly November 9, 2012

deturd 

A word which was coined in the basement of Coate Hall. It has no real meaning, but is used when one needs to laugh at the coin-ees (lack of) intelligence.

Kirk was deturd when he heard how wrong he was.

deturd by Stephanie111 January 5, 2008

deturder 

Any process which removes unsightly or stupid elements from a data stream.

I ran their stupid log output through the deturder, and now it's readable by some humans.

deturder by Syntactical Disruptorize September 16, 2020

deturdgent 

A male who cleans the toilets

I'm at home today, being the deturdgent

deturdgent by tripodtiger July 26, 2022