porkid 

a porkid is a croos between a porpoise and an orchid, commonly found in mountinous regions, usually lazy and in need of a holesome supply of watery joy. delights of muching upon a qwuince every now and then but the main delicassie is a squid fool. also rather sexually active from birth.

guy: so yea i was just round this porkids house the other day, yea we fucked and well you know

porkid by jorjii November 26, 2007

porridge baby 

When a woman has that many different males cum inside her, she doesn’t know who the baby’s dad is.

Oh Leah is such a cum bucket. She definitely got her self a little porridge baby.

porridge baby by Gremlins 22 January 21, 2023

Porkistani 

Porkistanis are the of Pakistanis who always speak about Muslim Ummah but hate other Muslims and minorities based on ethnicity and religion.They are either hardcore Muslims or Muslims only by tag.They act like white supremacists on the internet towards other South Asians but play victim card in the abroad.They love their army and government so much.They have deep rooted hatred for other Muslims such as Bengalis and Afghans,specially Bengalis as they try to deny the genocide of 1971 and try to address Bengali Muslims as black and short but try to get their sympathy on Kashmir issue which they brag about 24/7.They even show racism based on food habits because they think eating fish is inferior ironically their Chinese masters eat way more fish than any race in the world.

Bengali:....
Pakistani:Haha,we killed y'all.But we are Muslim Ummah.You should stop eating fish as it’s Hindu.Kashmi-
Bengali:Shut up Porkistani.Go and sell your women to Chinese bride markets.

Porkistani by KodumollaPorkistani May 12, 2022

stir the porridge 

When a girl is having sex with more than one male at the same time and the first guy has blown his load inside her, and now it is your turn. As you go at it, you will 'stir the porridge' and be mixing the first guys cum with yours or however many have been before you.

Fellow, you all have had your turn, it is my turn now to stir the porridge

stir the porridge by Dougie1 December 29, 2016

slut porridge 

When a guy ejaculates inside of you and it drips out for hours after.

Oh my god, I've got some major slut porridge running down my leg right now!

slut porridge by JennyJay September 27, 2010

Ghetto porridge 

When someone heats up milk in the microwave before pouring cereals in.

Also known as paupers porridge

"Hey Jackson I heard money's tight right now. Are you doing ok?"

"Yeah man, things are tight and this morning I had to serve myself up a bowl of ghetto porridge since the heating off but I'll be alright."

Ghetto porridge by Curare the defenestrator August 18, 2023

Porkistan 

An alternative parody name for parody nation Pakistan. This name is used by large number of people to describe and mock Pakistan on Social Media as the saying goes "what goes around comes around". Pakistani people insult India by writing it as Endia and hence Indians pay back by Porkistan as Pork is haram in Islam.

Porkistan cannot feed its own citizen and talk about defeating India.

Porkistan by Kushubaba October 20, 2019