porkid

a porkid is a croos between a porpoise and an orchid, commonly found in mountinous regions, usually lazy and in need of a holesome supply of watery joy. delights of muching upon a qwuince every now and then but the main delicassie is a squid fool. also rather sexually active from birth.

guy: so yea i was just round this porkids house the other day, yea we fucked and well you know

by jorjii October 29, 2007

cunt fluff

the delights that an elderly gent gets when playin with a purse.
also minge fuzz

guy: so yea i was playing with a purse and got covered in cunt fluff man

by jorjii October 29, 2007