tossmonger

1. The name given to a person when they will not share their secrets with others.

Rachael is such a tossmonger for not telling me who sells sea shells by the sea shore.

tossmonger by GalenUK October 15, 2007

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tossmonger

a seller or purveyor of self-congratulatory information. Neologism of "tosser" (UK slang synonym for "wanker"), and "monger" ("a dealer in a specific commodity")

Tossmonger Trump, inserting himself into a decades-old conflict, unilaterally declared a ceasefire between two countries who hadn't yet actually agreed to a ceasefire.

tossmonger by Herbice June 24, 2025

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tossmotherer

A wankster; a fuckarse; a cunthead. A generic term of abusement.

Do you like televised American wrestling? You do? You must be a tossmotherer.

tossmotherer by James Mann June 25, 2004

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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