paddling 

That marvelous activity in which a Woman uses a broad, flat bladed instrument, a paddle (such as for paddle ball, or any similar instrument) to strike the bare behind of a man repeatedly and with much force.

She will make his arse turn crimson, maybe bruised, and often the discoloration will last several days to a couple of weeks during which time it may turn several colors.

Very humiliating for the man, yet curiously desirable. Enables a Woman to take continually more control over the man.

My neighbor gave me a paddling; She paddled me very hard and long! I'll do anything for her...

paddling by Jay April 23, 2005

Paddling 

form of friendly wheeling where what you say is supposed to be nice and cute, but no wheeling/ attempting to pick up is intended.
It can said as "paddles" depending on the context.

bob- you're so cute nicole!
steve- you wheeling that?
bob- no, just paddling.

joe- you're soo beautiful.
sam- are you trying to pick me up, or is that just your paddles?

Paddling by Tgregsz January 26, 2010

paddling 

The act of paddling a canoe or kayak.

Larry: Hey Anne, do you want to go paddling with me?

Anne: Where are you thinking of going?

Larry: The Ichetucknee River it is a clear spring river run that goes into the Santa Fe River, I think you'll love it?

Anne: Sure!

paddling by mlhiss April 2, 2008

Paddling 

When you go song for song of classic rock/old tunes, after a long night of techno

I’m over these repetitive beats, shall we start paddling

Let’s get serious and go for a paddle (begin paddling)

Paddling by HurricaneSpud November 10, 2019

paddling 

A special term used for the act of drinking loads of fruit flavoured alcoholic refreshments and clubbing afterwards to songs of contemporary pop-artist.

Note! This term is currently only applied to middle-eastern refugees living in northern Europe, but is expected to grow in the European culture in the same way as kebab and poor driving skills.

Yooo lad! Are you down with a good night of paddling or are you a sad Midsummer Day?

paddling by 9ma December 30, 2007

Paddling The Pink Canoe 

a slang "term" for Female Masturbation or "Self Pleasure"

my mom: "knocking on my door "

Me: MOM, DON'T COME IN MY ROOM! I'M PADDLING THE PINK CANOE RIGHT NOW, MAYBE WE CAN TALK LATER!

Paddling The Pink Canoe by jarrad_bellringerboy February 18, 2022

paddling the canoe

The act of female masturbating herself.

I walked into the office bathroom at lunch and caught maryann paddling the canoe.

paddling the canoe by Randy Smith June 11, 2006