Dylan: "Some random guy just poked me on Facebook and it isn't the first time!"
James: "It's so weird when people do that!"
Dylan: "Yeah, some people suffer from Compulsive Pokitis - they just poke everybody!"
A condition caused by going back to your boring hometown after a sick day of skiing or snowboarding in deep powder. Also referred to as post-skiing depression. May last for weeks if your hometown is particularly boring or lacking snow.