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1. a penis
2. noun for innapropriate drunken behavior
Last night that guy got hammered and acted like a total Yaple!!
Yaple by phishguy April 9, 2010
Related Words
YAPLE yaplee Yapler yapper yale yapes yapple yapped yaleen Yale University
Formal
An apple that is slightly rotten
Informal
Person that makes the worst jokes ever
My tree is full of yaples
Steve is such a yaple
Yaple by O3PI April 21, 2024
Jack Southard's contraction for Ye and Ape used as an offensive insult to friends
Dude................................................YAPE!
Yape by THE YAPIST August 25, 2016

that whole Yale thing 

The state of being a closet homosexual who does a lot of cocaine, as described by yuppie serial killer Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.
Patrick Bateman: He was into that whole Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman: Yeah, Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: What "whole Yale thing"?
Patrick Bateman: Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.

Yale Michigan 

A small town full of hillbilly’s. Blink once and you’ll miss the shit town. Full of diesel trucks and tractors. Mostly farmers. Perfect environment for redneck truck drivers!
An office supply that does yape things, like jumping up and down on the piano. It is better than all other office supplies, since all their songs are borigami. Messes up paper in ways only yape can do. Costs $4790 at Staples and is also sold at Office Depot, though the price is unknown. Is stronger than an anime swordsman.
Wait, we still don't know what yape *does*!

Side effects of yape use may include dizziness, vomiting, fevers, backaches, headaces, heartaches, kidney damage, liver damage, diarrhea, constipation, drowziness, fatigue, rashes, hives, irritation, inflamation, fear of clowns, change in tastes for ice cream, desire to purchase a Lamborghini, subscription to Juno Songs, Subscription to Man on the Internet, please subscribe to both channels, I swear to god, they aren't competing or anything, in fact, Alex is the one singing this song, vomiting, and heart palpitations.
Yape by AcousticJamm December 18, 2020