Harnk 

Someone in serious denial as to the nature of their hateful obsession with another person they know only through electronic means

You just have to watch the way he stalks JulieBurchill's threads making lewd suggestions about said poster's mother to realise how much Harnk is repressing his homosexuality. A very tragic condition

Harnk by realhandshandy January 27, 2003

Harnk 

The misunderstood hero of Angst, he who wades through bullshit with increasing style & aggression.

Harnk by dan January 29, 2003

Harnk 

Feces which cannot be removed from the arse hairs (much like winnits)

No matter how hard I wiped my arse, I could not dislodge those darn Harnks

Harnk by anothershandy January 27, 2003

Harnk 

The always triumphant foil of JulieBurchill (a.k.a. realhandshandy).

Thanks to the diligent work of Harnk, JulieBurchill (a.k.a. realhandshandy) is no longer free to terrorize pet stores, zoos, and schools for the developmentally disabled with her insatiable, unquenchable thirst for anal rape.

Harnk by i'mgayhandshandy January 27, 2003

Harnk 

It was 5 months ago baby, I've moved on, you're a beautiful individual

5 months is a long time on the internet baby

Harnk by JulieB June 30, 2003

Harnk 

Harnk a common complaint of the lower bowel. Sufferers include Marmosets, Shanty tramps, and internet nerds.

I/he/she has harnked my/him/herself.

Harnk by Donkey_Magic January 28, 2003

Harnk 

A subsitution for some verbs and nouns

Be careful the pizza just came out of the oven its gonna be harnk

Harnk by Shernt March 10, 2021