long john 

penis of extraordinary length

Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality

long john by thedudeman May 28, 2004

long john 

Long Underwear that is worn in the winter

Its cold outside I better wear my long johns so my balls don't freeze off!

long john by kow_heman February 25, 2005

long john 

A tasty donut.

Long John is rich so he bought me a dozen long johns from Dunkin Donuts

long john by Peters style! February 9, 2004

Long john 

A very looooonnngggg turd

“Omg! Did you blow up the bowl and then leave a long John?!”
“Sorry mother”

Long john by Ipeedonthecat October 17, 2019

long john 

it means a long penis and it squirts cum and impregnates women

oh long john do it do it hard and wet

long john by Matthew De Gregorio July 25, 2017

Long John 

When one flap of the vagina lips is longer than the other.

Does your Long John hang low, does it wobble to the flo?

Long John by HeyitsLJ May 10, 2011

Long John 

The cutest ferret in the world

“Long John stop biting my toes!” “Where’s Long John? Oh he’s in the drawers”

Long John by sxccubxs June 25, 2018