cumberbun
cumberbun by billebllunt September 25, 2014
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When you're girl friend passes out before you bust a nut
so you flog the bishop till you skeet all over the bitches' ass.
so you flog the bishop till you skeet all over the bitches' ass.
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columbus cumberbun
When the heavyset chick you brought home passes out before you are able to fuck her so you instead beat off and jizz all over her ample midsection.
The "Columbus" part of the phrase derives from the fact that chicks from Ohio are usually over 200lbs.
The "Columbus" part of the phrase derives from the fact that chicks from Ohio are usually over 200lbs.
Q: Did you end up banging that fat chick last night?
A: No. Bitch passed out so I outfitted her with a columbus cumberbun instead and then stole cab change out of her wallet.
A: No. Bitch passed out so I outfitted her with a columbus cumberbun instead and then stole cab change out of her wallet.
columbus cumberbun by Dez2H August 6, 2007
Wisconsin Cumberbun
Tom: Did you smell his feet?
Rich: Yeah smells like he performed like three Wisconsin Cumberbuns last night.
Rich: Yeah smells like he performed like three Wisconsin Cumberbuns last night.
Wisconsin Cumberbun by Cheese Coquette March 14, 2011
Cumberbooty
Olivia wants the Cumberbooty
Grace needs the Cumberbooty
Matt Smith wasn't discreet about his love for the Cumberbooty
Grace needs the Cumberbooty
Matt Smith wasn't discreet about his love for the Cumberbooty
Cumberbooty by CumberCookie January 10, 2014
Benedict Cumberbatch
Someone with and incredible face with gorgeous cheekbones.
His voice makes thousands of women go crazy (man as well).
A few serial criminals have a severe addiction to him, and play mind trick and games with him.
He is very smart and intellectual.
Keeps many obsessed girls screaming for hours on how incredible he is.
When he winks, he makes some hearts stop for a few moments.
He is incredibly talented, and super cute.
He often is a very weird, smart, and abnormal character. He is the cutest detective sometimes, at other times he is a weird doctor. And at other times he is some kind of mix between a woman and man, who whips a Zoolander and Hansel.
Besides being a weird, yet incredibly unique character, he is a pure fantasy.
He is a total "Benediction".
He is a gorgeous, and this message is to Cumberbatch from all of your Cumbercookies "We love you! You are the best actor ever! You are so handsome, and funny! keep going, Benedict! We love youuuu!"
His voice makes thousands of women go crazy (man as well).
A few serial criminals have a severe addiction to him, and play mind trick and games with him.
He is very smart and intellectual.
Keeps many obsessed girls screaming for hours on how incredible he is.
When he winks, he makes some hearts stop for a few moments.
He is incredibly talented, and super cute.
He often is a very weird, smart, and abnormal character. He is the cutest detective sometimes, at other times he is a weird doctor. And at other times he is some kind of mix between a woman and man, who whips a Zoolander and Hansel.
Besides being a weird, yet incredibly unique character, he is a pure fantasy.
He is a total "Benediction".
He is a gorgeous, and this message is to Cumberbatch from all of your Cumbercookies "We love you! You are the best actor ever! You are so handsome, and funny! keep going, Benedict! We love youuuu!"
Someone: who is your favorite actor?
Me: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH! Who else is there? He is just awesome!
Me: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH! Who else is there? He is just awesome!
Benedict Cumberbatch by SherlockHolmesObsession January 10, 2017
cumbermusk
The scent of the beautiful and amazing actor Benedict Cumberbatch. But be warned, too much cumbermusk shall kill you as it is suffocatingly wonderful.
cumbermusk by Cumberbitch4eva<3 January 10, 2017