keyjack 

Whenever one person is using a PC and another shoves or pushes them out of the way in order to take the computer from them.

Usually occurs between jealous siblings fighting over the same computer.

Person A: Man, I love surfing the internet.
Person B: Let me show you something.
*Person B shoves Person A out of chair.
Person A: Hey, quit keyjacking!

keyjack by Casey Sullivan July 29, 2007

Kayjacking 

Term meaning to Kayak with Jack Daniels, this is a reference to cabrewing except in kayak form

My Friends and I are going kayjacking down the river this weekend.

Kayjacking by Tjsowards October 7, 2011

Premature Keyjaculation

The act of accidentally hitting "The Big Key" while still in the passionate heat of typing a message, requiring a 2nd message in order to finish the job. (The Send key while texting, or Enter key while chatting)

Mr. Sheen: So I told my publicist that I just keep winning and winning, and he said

Mr. Estevez: Ya...so what did he say??

Mr. Estevez: Oh, come on bro!

Mr. Sheen: Hang on.... (sent while cutting and pasting)

Mr. Estevez: Geez, just forget it!

Mr. Sheen: Sorry dude, Premature Keyjaculation! I went to hit the quote key but hit the enter key instead...anyways, he said "Winning at what? Becoming the world's biggest asshole?" Can you believe that guy??

facebook: Your message was not sent because Mr. Estevez is offline.

Premature Keyjaculation by Tropical Daydreamer April 1, 2011

Kayjacking 

The act of masturbating while kayaking.

"Hey Kyle, I was horny at the lake house and didn't have anything to do so I decided to go kayjacking."

Kayjacking by nsdx3 March 25, 2021

kerjacking 

Master batting while hidden as your partner has intercourse with another person.

I was kerjacking in the closet while she was with him.

kerjacking by Qwepoiu March 13, 2025

kerjacking 

Master batting while hidden as your partner has intercourse with another person.

I was kerjacking in the closet while she was with him.

kerjacking by Qwepoiu March 13, 2025