DILF 

An acronym for "Dad I'd Like to F***". A dilf is any man (typically between the ages of 30-50) who is incredibly attractive and has kids. They are usually really cut, from activities such as pushing strollers, giving piggyback rides, and intense trips to the local park or Disney World. They also have a killer smile and sense of childlike joy, because they play with their kids all the time. Unfortunately, getting with them is hard, as they are typically very faithful to their wife (see MILF).

Girl #1: Did you see that guy with the stroller over there? He's a total dilf!
Girl #2: Yeah, but don't go up and flirt with him. That woman with him is probably his wife.

DILF by letmefangirlawhile August 2, 2013

Dilf 

Best girl Katka.

"Where is Dilf?"
"She's probably making shrine."

Dilf by bluecoldchillypepper April 18, 2023

DILF 

Divorcée I'd like to fuck!

Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Jeannie is getting divorced?
Person 2: Wow, I've been waiting out that marriage for years. Now she's is finally available for some dating and some action!
Person 1: I hear you, brother. Talk about a DILF!

DILF by America Lover 🇺🇸 August 9, 2019

dilf 

a sexy paternal figure, the reason you go over to your friend's house.

Man, Mr. Ponsetto's such a dilf!!!! I'd tots tap that.

dilf by anbrias March 27, 2010

DILF 

DILF = Dad I'd Like to Fuck; a dad you'd like to fuck

see: Stephen Colbert

there is nothing like a DILF

DILF by ekb123 November 8, 2006

dilf 

Dad I'd like to fuck

Check out that milf and dilf over there by the pool.

dilf by jL December 26, 2002

dilf 

damon albarn.

"where did the word 'dilf' come from?"
"damon albarn, obviously."

dilf by graham&damonluvr69420 May 27, 2021