jL's definitions

comp shui

The art of positioning the windows on your computer screen in a pleasing manner

Man, your screen looks horribly cluttered! You could use some comp shui lessons.

by JL March 21, 2005

speed 2

A shitty sequel to a mediocre movie About a bus with that couldn't drive under 50MPH or a bomb onboard would blow up. Speed 2 features unrealistic physics and a boring plot.

Speed 2 is the worst movie I've seen all day.

by JL March 20, 2004

koss

A company that makes good headphones.

I just got these Kosses at Best Buy for $24.99.

by JL March 20, 2004

shingletown

a small town in nor-cal,with the main exports are arts,crafts and weed.You can usually pick up a farmers daughter for a six pack of Budwiser in this fine town.Beware though there is a group of homosexuals on montgomery rd.

If you find yourself wanting to fuck your sister move to Shingletown.

by jl January 22, 2004

ball sack

what zach thomas loves to suck and hum on.

My ball sack feels so good now that it is in zachs mouth again.

by jl January 22, 2004

spit or swallow?

this should be the first question in every male female relationship.

a guy;Hey Zach Thomas you spit or swallow? zach;Swallow of course.

by jl January 22, 2004

dilf

Dad I'd like to fuck

Check out that milf and dilf over there by the pool.

by jL December 26, 2002