jL's definitions

Heinz 69

Two lesbains going down on each other while both are on the rag

The heinz 69 is outlawed in all 50 states yet many women still practice this incredible sexual act.

by JL August 21, 2003

Baritone fart

One which is deep in tone, usually due to the chamber being full

Oh no, where is the toilet, I just did a baritone fart

by JL February 11, 2021

discharge

the stuff girls excrete from their vaginas. It cleanses the body including the vagina. Its left behind in a girls panties. Its usually whitish, yellow, clear. Very sticky and wet. May also be confused with female cum, but is not the same thing.

No, baby, Im not turned on, thats discharge in my panties.

by JL July 1, 2003

spit or swallow?

this should be the first question in every male female relationship.

a guy;Hey Zach Thomas you spit or swallow? zach;Swallow of course.

by jl January 22, 2004

Bagpiping

Armpit fucking

Joe bagpiped a french woman and had armpit hair stuck to his penis.

by JL August 21, 2003

Crap Dingle

Dingles of crap left behing after you wipe. Often found in hairy butts.

Aww dude, wipe man! I can smell your crap dingles from here!

by JL May 13, 2003

speed 2

A shitty sequel to a mediocre movie About a bus with that couldn't drive under 50MPH or a bomb onboard would blow up. Speed 2 features unrealistic physics and a boring plot.

Speed 2 is the worst movie I've seen all day.

by JL March 20, 2004