Definitions by jL

Baritone fart

One which is deep in tone, usually due to the chamber being full

Oh no, where is the toilet, I just did a baritone fart

Baritone fart by JL February 11, 2021

Cuntmobile 

A vehicle whose driver cares not about other road users or the environment a.k.a. a Range Rover

He drove his cuntmobile to Barnard castle to get an eye test

Cuntmobile by JL February 8, 2021

comp shui 

The art of positioning the windows on your computer screen in a pleasing manner

Man, your screen looks horribly cluttered! You could use some comp shui lessons.

comp shui by JL March 21, 2005

speed 2 

A shitty sequel to a mediocre movie About a bus with that couldn't drive under 50MPH or a bomb onboard would blow up. Speed 2 features unrealistic physics and a boring plot.

Speed 2 is the worst movie I've seen all day.

speed 2 by JL March 20, 2004

koss 

A company that makes good headphones.

I just got these Kosses at Best Buy for $24.99.

koss by JL March 20, 2004

spit or swallow? 

this should be the first question in every male female relationship.

a guy;Hey Zach Thomas you spit or swallow? zach;Swallow of course.

spit or swallow? by jl January 22, 2004

ball sack 

what zach thomas loves to suck and hum on.

My ball sack feels so good now that it is in zachs mouth again.

ball sack by jl January 22, 2004