sarpology 

(n) sarcastic apology

related forms:
(v) sarpologize

"Stop sarpologizing, I know you don't mean it."

"If you give me one more lame-ass sarpology, I'm gonna slap you!"

sarpology by n00bcannonball December 1, 2010

Slapology 

An apology coupled with an insult. Usually not intended.

Pronounced " sluh-pol-uh-gee"

1. I'm sorry for not wanting to go to "Extreme Pita" but the way you use Pita bread is NOT extreme

2. Man:I Love you but you're not as hot as Jessica Alba

Woman: I'm not taking that as an apology, I'm taking it as a Slapology

Slapology by xPhoenix July 23, 2010

Saccology 

The art of refusing to be broke!

Hey there! We gotta join the Saccology community!

Saccology by ngeshlew August 23, 2019

Shartology 

The detailed study of sharts (shit farts) and their effects on not only the human body, but organisms in general.

Greetings, fellow peer. What would you like to pursue in the future?

Salutations, I was pondering the idea of pursuing shartology.

Shartology by Word master 123456789109876543 November 25, 2021

Carpology

The act of purchasing a car as a means to make amends for a major relationship transgression. Usually associated with adultery.

Kobe done got caught cheating on his bitch. He bought her an Escalade as carpology. Sheeeet.

Carpology by patshure May 25, 2015

Simpology 

The study of the simp including type of simp, a way a simp behaves, and why they get butt raped.

I just got my PhD in Simpology

Simpology by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

sbrology 

The study of anything related to the sport of triathlon which includes swimming (s), biking (b), and running (r).

My coach gave me a sweet adaptive training plan which he created after completing his degree in sbrology. I think all triathlon coaches should be certified sbrologists.

sbrology by The DolFin November 18, 2009