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A town full of retards
Have Got a football team made up of wasters
Most Fulham fans are under 5 years old
Best saying to a Fulham fan is ( where were you when you were shit)

Flats on the cottage
I feel like a Jimmy Hill , ex fulham chairman

A wank
fulham by m.a.f August 24, 2009
We are Fulham, Super Fulham, We are Fulham, f*ck Chelsea!
Fulham by KRHimself December 5, 2003
The best football club in England. Also the area of London where a team called Chelsea play football, although their real name is A Small Team From Fulham. (See also cunts.)
- Where do you live?
- Fulham.
- Who do you support?
- Who do you think?
- Chelsea?
- Do I look like a cunt?
fulham by PaDdington May 31, 2004

Fulham Pound 

A £2 coin. The smallest unit of change carried by a Fulham resident.
Alex: This homeless guy in Fulham just asked me for change!

Person 2: Did you help him out?

Alex: Haha, as if I had anything smaller than a Fulham Pound.

Person 2: Dude, it's January...

Alex: Haha, I hate the poor. Rah.
Fulham Pound by Iain1285 October 28, 2010

Fulham Fan 

A group of individuals who meet in west London to see FULHAM FC play football matches. They are known to wear tartan scarfs, sip tea, and frantically use their notorious ‘clappers’ to boost their teams performance. However, they are known to voice their opinion on online blogs and refrain from violence with other clubs.
A really nice woman helped me cross the road today!
She was probably a Fulham fan.

Everyone is friends with a Fulham Fan
Fulham Fan by Jack Wilshere T City December 25, 2019

Fulham Gang 

The well known gang in Fulham is known for having ‘beef’ with a group of youths from the worlds end estate Sw10 Chelsea. It is clear to see that over the past 2 years the youths from Fulham SW6 are winning the ‘beef’. Especially the younger youths I’ve heard of: Skattz, TMuni , Wamz , Young Skattz, DSav , KM, SK, Very Sav, BSav , and many more. It is seen as Fulham have plotted on The Worlds End estate many time nd they have not shown any retaliation back. Billz from Worlds end has been caught on a ‘lack’ so many times and even when his girlfriend got a milkshake thrown in her face by Km and Skattz he didn’t ‘ride’ for her. There has also been many stabbings involved which I can not say too much about, but as I know not one person from Fulham has been touched.
Fulham Gang by Johnsonwill456 February 27, 2019