girl: "I really want to get wasted tonight..."
guy: "Hm..."
girl: "I just want to go nuts, and get
naked in the
pool, and have the TIME OF MY LIFE"
guy: "Drink this..."
girl: "What is it?"
guy: "Fauxpange"
In conclusion, the girl went nuts, got
naked, and had the time of her life. Enough Said.