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A person who always leaves first, usually by aid of his father who miraculously appears out of no where.

Said person is then called the Abbott of the group, in honour of Jack Abbott. Probably the most boring person on the planet.
The Abbott: *wispers* "I'm off lads"
Everyone Else: "What the... Did someone say something?"

2 Hours later - "Dude, where did he go? Fucking Abbott"
Abbott by Cruciatum April 7, 2007
(as in Phoney-tony)

1. To be an extreme liar or to take people as fools.

2. The desire to seize power even if it means grubbiness.

3. That sense of entitlement that comes with advantage.

4. The desire to make stuff up despite being thinly vielled and obvious.
5. To flip-flop on ideas or concepts and claim you thought that way all along simply for popularity.
we don't care what you think you stupid Abbott , just make your mind up so we know where you stand
Abbott by everyone-else July 11, 2011
Australian slang largely considered offensive. refers to a person devoid of any moral compassion, and in extreme interpretations can be taken to refer to a fascist.
That criminal is worse than Abbott (referring to barbaric crime)
Abbott by munch6 September 4, 2014
when someone intentionally does everything they can to stop the prevention of something happening, and then having it happen to them.
"The hurricane is coming, you better board up your windows."
"No way! I'm going to nail all my windows open, take all the doors off their hinges, and tie myself to the dead tree in my front yard!"
"Will you stop trying to Abbott this and take it seriously??"
Abbott by SlayerOfGoats August 17, 2021
A person who spends alot of thier time in caves looking at big waterfalls.
Also a right proper sicko when it comes to pumping almost worryingly young ladies.
From BBC's Planet Earth, Episode 4 "Caves":-
"At a depth of 400 metres, Mexico's Cave of Swallows is Earth's deepest pit cave freefall drop, allowing entry by skydivers and Pervy Abbotts. Its volume could contain New York City's Empire State Building and 3,000 over enthusiastic Abbottiers."

"Your are here by sentenced to 6 years in Prison for the possesion of indecent metarial concerning really awful things under the legislation of 'Abbotts Law, 1999'"
Abbott by Steveyploppypypypy May 30, 2008
ab. Bot. Robot with abs.
Abbott Bass, robot fish
abbott by iluvcrack18392929 August 8, 2019