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A person who spends alot of thier time in caves looking at big waterfalls.
Also a right proper sicko when it comes to pumping almost worryingly young ladies.
From BBC's Planet Earth, Episode 4 "Caves":-
"At a depth of 400 metres, Mexico's Cave of Swallows is Earth's deepest pit cave freefall drop, allowing entry by skydivers and Pervy Abbotts. Its volume could contain New York City's Empire State Building and 3,000 over enthusiastic Abbottiers."

"Your are here by sentenced to 6 years in Prison for the possesion of indecent metarial concerning really awful things under the legislation of 'Abbotts Law, 1999'"
by Steveyploppypypypy May 30, 2008
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