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typobonics 

The intentional misspelling or shortening of common words in order to sound cool in some circles. It is similar to ebonics in spoken english, but used, as the name implies in typed english. Typobonics is used almost exclusively on the internet, not uncommonly used in teenage chatrooms, blogs about boy bands, instant messages and e-mails between teenage girls about high school drama.
Typobonics is considered by some to be lazy and low-class.

Not to be confused with l33t, which is common with internet nerds, or the condensed written english associated with text messaging, which is shortened out of necessity of the nature of a text message.
"My little sister always uses typobonics instead of normal english when she's instant messaging her dorky friends."

Some typical typobonic word subsitutions are:
'cuz' instead of 'because'
'plz' instead of 'please'
'luv' instead of 'love'
'neva' instead of 'never'
'n' instead of 'and'
'da' instead of 'the'

"u neva gunna looz weight cuz u always chattin on da internet."
typobonics by metamer6 December 15, 2008
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TYPOBOHICA 

Acronym: Take Your Pants Off Bend Over Here It Comes Again.

An admittedly far-fetched abbrev, TYPOBOHICA is most appropriately used during drunk hookups. In order to be fully appreciated, this aggresive command should be shouted angrily.

In an ideal situation, both parties involved in the hookup will be aware of the meaning. However, there is a defnite upside to any encounter where only the person shouting TYPOBOHICA is aware of its significance. In such a scenario, the situation becomes more terrifying, more likely to cause permanent psychological trauma, and therefore WAY funnier.
Girl: That was wonderful! I've never felt so close to y-
Guy: TYPOBOHICA!!
Girl: What?
Guy: TYPO! BOHICA!!!
Girl: I don't understand what you're trying to...
Guy: aaaAAAAAHHHHHHH TYPOBOHICA!!!!

(confused, aggresive sex ensues)
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Typonics 

is the demonstration of the Ebonics language combined with typos and BS.
Idk wat packing heat means my mom n i dont like gangs. We dont talk to the part of my fam thats0in da gang. Cuz they thretend to stab me. They don't approve of my typonics.
Typonics by BrendaBashesD August 18, 2010

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026