moking

The act of smoking a cigarette or stogie through a hole in ones neck. This word was derived from the people who have a hole in their trachea (which they smoke from) and pronounce "smoking" as "moking" because they can't pronouce the "s" sound.
Pronounced = "mo-king" or "moke"

old man- *using a voice box* "mmmm Jimmm and I....mmm we went moking after work"

moking by WeedMokers9999 September 22, 2005

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moking

a range of highly mysterious and inappropriate acts, which most often occur poolside. They are hard to define specifically since there is usually no lifeguard on duty to observe their occurrence.

"moking is strictly prohibited in the pool area!"

"hey hey- why don't we head down to the pool and do some moking around?? no one's awake to catch us this late!"

moking by Natasha Everette June 9, 2010

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Making Lasagna

When you cum inside a girl on the first date.

Eric hasn't been around lately. Last I heard, he was making lasagna with some girl named Brit and now they have a kid together.

Making Lasagna by Megabro5000 June 29, 2021

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Making Poopies

Making poopies refers to the act of taking a dump or taking a shit. This is the process of emitting fecal matter out of one's posterior orifice. I don't know why the term: 'taking a shit' caught on, since you're actually 'leaving' a shit'. Making poopies can be a means of describing your current situation or that of someone or something else. This expression can be used in differing tense's as given in the examples below.

Honey, you're not gonna believe this, but I have to make poopies.

Hey Louie, where's the poker dealer? Oh, he's in the shitter out back making poopies

Hey everybody, I just made poopies in my pants!

Making Poopies by Big Ed Moustapha October 26, 2009