crumpled 

The act, process, or state of being totally fucked up. Usually off an assortment of liquor, beer, and drugs.

Jeff: Want to get crumpled tonight?
Roman: Definitely, I'll get the booze!

Andrew: Man, Kevin got so crumpled last night.

crumpled by Big Rig123 December 4, 2016

Crumpled 

Another word for being high and on the giggles.

Sunny: That's some good stuff man, I feel licked (wavey)
Rich: I took a drag too much, I feel crumpled! (Hahaha)

Crumpled by Sunny1989 March 14, 2018

crumpled 

To fall apart, to fail.

We lost the game last night. The whole team just crumpled

crumpled by emit June 11, 2008

crumpled 

Getting the crumpler, a.k.a ring and pinkie fingers in the butthole and index finger in the vagina.

That girl got crumpled the other night by my buddy.

crumpled by Brosti December 24, 2005

Crumpled 

A term forged by the G-Block to comprehend the state of mind occuring after sippin on a lil something and firing up a blunt or two in tha whip. Getting cumpled leads to a cross buzz never felt before. Crumpleness is not recommended for lightweights or for pussy ass ho's who can't handle the G-Block style. Bitches.

Yo doggy, I got so crumple last night I gave this Dick to Patty Knoll and Cough at the same time.

Crumpled by Dizzle February 27, 2004

Crumpled 

Fucked her pussy

I crumpled this bitch last night bro

Crumpled by Cooldude1770 November 27, 2018

crumpled heap 

When on is so drunk that they're curled in the fetal position.

I totally reached the point of crumpled heap yesterday.

crumpled heap by Mala Propism February 7, 2009