talenting 

To be Bffs with rebecca

You should be talenting

talenting by Rebecca is kewl May 17, 2019

Talentitted 

A female celebrity whose particular talent is the possession of large breasts.

I know man, she's very talentitted

Talentitted by Megan Phocksz June 13, 2010

Jaeger-tainting

The act of pouring jaeger upon one's perineum (region between the anus and the external genitalia) in order to become intoxicated.

After a night of jaeger-tainting, Jimmy had a pounding hangover within his anus.

Jaeger-tainting by Zenpeanut June 30, 2010

tenting

When the erect penis causes containing fabrics such as underwear or bedsheets to be raised in a tent-like shape.

What're you looking at me like that for? I'm just tenting?

tenting by Jeff Buckley January 6, 2008

Teriyaki-Tenting 

It's when you go under your bedsheet with your penis out and stay under it for blank amount of time and let the smell consume you and your soul

Hey Tyler i'll be on later i'm gonna go Teriyaki-Tenting

Teriyaki-Tenting by Lil Weturd December 14, 2019

twentington

That's numberwang!

Simon: "Twentington"
Host: "That's numberwang!"

twentington by mp3yt0n November 3, 2019

Tainting the Pole

When the penis slips out during intercourse and ram rods into the lady (or bro) taint, resulting in a painful bend.

My favorite porn search is "tainting the pole."

I had a really good time with your mom last night, until she tainted the pole. Ouch!

Tainting the Pole by Beaflord September 17, 2018