This is the slightly guilty sensation of KNOWINGLY pissing or shitting in your adult diaper (aka “brief”), especially when you don’t actually need to wear this type of thing. You’re just wearing Depends Briefs for convenience and laziness, not because you can’t control your bladder or bowels.

We all went to the casino for the bachelor party and no one wanted to leave their slot machines - thank god we’d all worn Depends Briefs. I hit the jackpot which I admit was pretty satisfying, but my actual favourite part of the night was the feeling I had when I got to piss in my adult diaper. Ahh - “Brief Relief”!

brief relief by Mandi Harmony July 12, 2018

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Brief Stew

A collection of undies left soaking in the washing machine for an unsuspecting person to find.

Geez, I just went to wash some towels and found that my girlfriend left me a brief stew. I bet there's 7-8 pairs of panties soaking in there right now.

Brief Stew by DDD9255 April 22, 2021

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Briefschmerz

A feeling of intense anxiety and/or psychological distress. Literally "letter pain". Named after the feeling anyone residing in Germany gets after seeing they have letters in their postbox. To be used literally or metaphorically.

LITERAL:

"Hey, wanna go for a späti beer?"
"Can't dude, just saw a letter from the finanzamt and the briefschmerz is REAL"

METAPHORICAL

"OMG my boss called me in for a meeting and I thought I was in trouble and I had a full on briefschmerz episode"

Briefschmerz by Berlin Auslander Memes June 7, 2020

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