Saver's remorse 

The feeling of regret after one has controlled their impulse to buy something (usually expensive), and then later returned to the store, only to find that their intended purchase has already been bought by someone else. The opposite of buyer's remorse.

Jack had serious saver's remorse after he returned to Nordstrom to buy a sick pair of Rock and Republic's he saw a few days ago, but found that they were completely out of his size.

Saver's remorse by r&r_metro December 9, 2008

Saber's beads 

(Astronomy) Necklace of staggered brightness peaks seen on extremely young or old moon crescents. (Astrology) Moon phase symbolizing increased perspective and open-mindedness.

Through binoculars we saw the broken arc of Saber's beads along the thin lunar crescent.

Saber's beads by infoserver March 9, 2019

Shaver's Remorse 

When a Person regrets, or rues shaving any attatched hair from their body.

mannnnnn i really miss my hair. I think I have "Shaver's Remorse."

Shaver's Remorse by kkkkiller July 8, 2010

Samer's Mom 

Samer's mom is a term for MILFs who like to take it in the rear. It grew from a need for a discrete way to discuss anal MILFs in public.

Did you know Mrs. Colton is Samer's mom?

Samer's Mom by Emperor Nick July 19, 2009

Shaver's Disease

A medical condition in which the sufferer experiences convulsions restricted to the arm regions, usually resulting in drum like taps on whatever surface happens to be near. As it is a close relative of tourettes syndrome the sufferer often screams and tells at random intervals subsisting mainly of "what the sack" or pterodactyl screeches.

"What's up with that guy screaming in the corner?"
"Oh he has stage five Shaver's Disease"

Shaver's Disease by Harsh Static October 8, 2018

screen saver sex 

Sexual acts so powerful they cancel the screen saver mode on a computer at least one room over.

Mary: Did you hear us having sex last night?

Tibor: Hear you? You two knocked off the screen saver on my computer!

Mary: Screen saver sex for the win!

screen saver sex by Herbal Klimt April 3, 2011

Shaver's Itch 

The red, irritatating spots that appear on your pores after you've shaved your pubic hairs when they start to grow back. Often mistaken for an STD / STI

There is no worse undeserving cock block than a shaver's itch.

Shaver's Itch by TheItch&TheClap February 23, 2011