It's like in the movies, when the bad guy is blackmailing someone, telling him the side where to drop the money, and he's telling to do no wrong moves (no wrong moves = no funny stuff)
Drop the money in the yellow garbage bin in front of the post station. Think about your wife, so "no funny stuff".
Upon realizing that the bathroom in which you have just taken a deuce is void of toilet paper (TP) one must then preform the No pants shuffle which is a sidestepping manuver with the pants around the ankles towards a source of TP intended to prevent dukie from toutching the undergarments or back of knees. This should preferable be a clandestine and undetectable opperation.
I had to do the no pantsshuffle all the way down the hall when my mom caught me.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.