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Shithawked

The origins of this term come from Jim Lahey of the Trailer Park Boys, a Canadian television show. Shithawked is a verb meaning you got completely blackout, coma drunk last night and maybe even wound up in the hospital.
"Hey Steve, how was your night out last night?"
"I got absolutely shithawked, how was yours?"

"Hey Steve, how was your night out last night?"
"Don't remember, the shit hawks got me last night!"

--Another use of the term shithawked--
Shithawked by bunny f December 9, 2010
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shithawk 

According to Bubbles, an expert on the subject of shithawks:

"... somekind of shitty bird that flies around and drops poop onto you..."
I'm watching you like a shithawk
shithawk by Ricky Leahy November 18, 2003

shitbaked 

When I saw that rock comin' at me, I was shitbaked, my son!
shitbaked by Heptune May 14, 2005

shithawk 

"I am watching you Julian.... like a shithawk"
shithawk by Fianna sidhe October 4, 2003

shithooked  

Being intoxicated to the point of no return; very high level of intoxication.
After drinking a half gallon of Jack Daniel's, we were pretty much shithooked for the night.
shithooked by B.R.V. September 30, 2007

shithagged 

for use instead of 'drunk', 'shitfaced' or 'wasted'
i got completely fuckin shithagged the other night and woke up inside a mammal.
shithagged by Jasknob March 1, 2009

Shithawk 

A big shitty bird that swoops down and puts poop on you
I'm watching you... Like a shithawk
Shithawk by the shitapillar November 19, 2010