The inventor of the ladder. In the mid-1400's he discovered the use of vertically
stacked beams that allowed
humans to more efficiently climb vertically. Previous to his invention, piles of
rocks were used to get up to high places.
After seeing his friends struggle to reach a high place with only a
pile of rocks, Thomas Ladder remarked, "Ya'll fuckin
niggas been standing on rocks the whole
time. I got this, look at this, look at it!" *motions to ladder*