Ofference

Used when someone wants to offer something to another.

Ex. “I am in ofference to give you these box of chocolates, on this fine Valentine’s Day.”

Ofference by Arcader March 17, 2021

No offence bro... 

The greatest insult ever written:

No offense bro but you are the ugliest motherfucker I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at Hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a piñata.

Only you survived and that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. I bet if a blind kid felt your face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camel's ass.

shits disgusting bro, get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something.

Peace.

Forum user: Am I ugly? Picture included

Forum troll: No offence bro...

No offence bro... by trollprince December 17, 2011

yes offence

The more common phrase, "no offence" is used when you don't want to offend them. But if you are purposely wanting to offend them you say, "yes offence."

Your kind of being cranky today, yes offence.

yes offence by Shayker26 March 13, 2011

first time offence

Someone's first time having sex. AKA loss of virginity.

GUY: OH was it her first time offence?

ME: Ye I guess you could say i'm a first time offender

first time offence by BerzerkGOAT February 14, 2017

No Offence 

No offence, usually said right before someone horribly insults you. It removes guilt from them and so they can say anything, however cruel without feeling remorseful.

Tony: "No Offence, but you look like you fell on your face when you were born."

No Offence by 56jack87 December 15, 2009

no offence 

Said purposefully straight after a direct insult to take any heat off.

Your a dickhead, no offence

no offence by ChopStiR January 21, 2011

no offence 

1. A phrase said in embarrassment after accidentally insulting someone.

2. A phrase used to crudely draw attention yourself, and the fact that you're about to say something offensive.

Say "No offence, but..." -
and everyone within earshot will have paused to hear the outrageous insulting gobshite you're about to come out with.

A: "No offence, bu-"
B: "SHUT THE F**K UP YOU TOOL"

no offence by tiggly April 8, 2005