earth 

Mostly harmless.

earth by uclafalcon March 20, 2003

Earth 

A planet-shaped insane asylum, containing mostly insects.

"We're back on Earth. Time to take some Prozac!"

Earth by Ludd February 25, 2015

Earth 

God's reality TV show.

That planet gets good ratings on Uranus.

Earth by ty September 20, 2003

Earth 

A large planet in danger of being destroyed by the Vogans to make way for a new hyperspace by-pass. For other extraterrestrial beings, Earth appears to be in the way and they often land here by accident. Also called E-are-th like in the movie Lilo and Stitch.

Gallaxhar (Monsters vs. Aliens): "Earthlings: I come in peace! I mean you no harm! However, most of you won't survive the next 24 hours. You should in no way take any of this personally; it's just business. So, just a recap: I come in peace, I mean you no harm, and you all will die."

Earth by YourFavoriteYorkies August 27, 2009

Earth 

A moderately nice place until humans came along and fucked it with McDonalds and fecal matter

The Earth is good, but it spawned evil

Earth by Idonthaveone June 24, 2012

EARTH 

The first element used to summon Captain Planet!

EARTH!
FIRE!
WIND!
WATER!
HEART!

Go planet

By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

EARTH by Captain Planet Summoner January 27, 2005

earth 

The place that the human race has for thousands of years tried to destroy, and are finally getting it right..

Nuke`s are nice

earth by Schteen May 21, 2003