ballzak is a nickname for people who have the name Zak. Ballzaks usually think that they're strong, but in reality the can only bench bar. Ballzaks usually third wheel a lot and laugh at their own jokes.
Yo, ballzak just benched 20 pounds and he said that his pecs are "too big"
when someone does something that is either really stupid or really amazing, also referring to the most amazing person ever
add paulsie, walsie, balzie, malsie, alsie, or big in front of balzano for more dramatic effect
1. Shot not get the phone. Fuck thats paulsie walsie balzano.
2. Dude did you see that shot? Yeah it was big balzano.
3. Mr. Balzano is the fuckingman. Yeah i know.